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TYLER SHOWS UP AT PERRY’S GIG, NOT LEAVING AEROSMITH
Fear not Aerosmith fans, Steven Tyler is not leaving the band. The singer showed up at the end of Joe Perry’s solo gig in New York last night and told the surprised crowd, “I just want New York to know, I am not leaving Aerosmith.” Tyler went on to say to Joe, “You are a man of many colors but I, am the rainbow!” Steven then sang “Walk This Way” with Joe and his band, the Joe Perry Project. The song ended with Steven’s arm around Joe. Check out footage of the performance on YouTube by searching for “Steven Tyler Not Quitting.”
Ladies, does he let you buy his underwear?
A new (highly, UN-scientific survey) found that men only buy their own underpants when they are hoping to entice a potential partner into a relationship.
The poll (by British retailer Debenhams) showed that men normally leave the purchasing of their underwear to their mothers until about the age of 19… (???), relatively late when compared to women, who start buying their own panties around 13.
Between the ages of 19 and 23, men tend to buy their own underwear, up to 31 pairs a year. They believe that wearing new underpants is an essential prerequisite to a relationship.
Buying declines gradually to zero between 23 and 33, because most men are in stable relationships and leave the shopping to their partners, unless they are still on the prowl.
A researcher says, “If he buys more than 31 pairs every year then he’s either still trying desperately to impress the woman in his life — or else she’s not The One.”
However, if your man seldom goes to the underwear section on his own, and instead assumes that you will choose for him, then you can be certain that your relationship is in a very stable phase.
The survey also shows that underwear-buying among men picks up again briefly between the ages of 38 and 40, when some men are going through relationship break-ups and seeking new partners again.
This new-found purchasing enthusiasm is short-lived however. It goes into a sharp decline and slumps to zero again at the age of 44 when men mostly find themselves in another stable relationship.
After 44, most men remain strangers to the underwear department for the rest of their lives, handing all responsibility for their underwear to women.